LA, you wouldn't know what hit you. :smt112

 

thats not that atypical in past generations, i think its great!!!

 

Heard about it last night. Hope he as a prenup.

 

I wanna see some wedding pictures.

 

Damn, Kim's ass looks good.

Thanks, Jordan!

 

BREAKING NEWS: Newlyweds Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian have decided to call it quits already.

After only less than one day of being married, the couple has decided to part ways and divorce. Sources close to us say that they've having problems ever since their prenuptual agreements were presented.

Representatives on behalf of Khloe and Lamar Odom were unable to answer any messages regarding this situation.

 

One more from this weekend.

 

This picture is too obvious for words.:smt042

 

The expression on the girl's face in the background says my thoughts
for me about this situation.

 

Real or not, Odom is really pissing me the fuck off. It pisses me off more that this shit happened during the same day. This shit ain't amusing. And How ca they get divorced? Isn't their some mandatory law to be married for a certain period of time before they can actually go through a divorce.

 

Well first, Why is there no link to this story? So that alone tells me that L.A. just might be making it all up!

Secondly, most anyone who has ever been married in the past, (like me) already knows that short lived marriages (6 months or less) never end in "divorce", yet they are simply annulled.

 

lol, that post was a joke.

But seriously, I wouldn't be suprised to hear that they're getting a divorce.

 

HA!! Damn, I feel stupid.

 

Words of Wisdom from Chris Anderson via Twitter:

Got bad news for you Lamar - just cause she look like a pinata don’t mean she’s full of candy.

My man Lamar might be the only dude in history that triple bags it on his honeymoon.

I heard Lamar’s registered at Big n’ Tall for Lamar and Round n’ Infected for Khloe.

Just got an invite to Lamar’s wedding. It says the reception’s going to be at the LA County Health Dept. Damn.

I heard that Kardashian broad landed Lamar by saying her snatch tasted like Skittles. You ain’t gotta taste every rainbow, man.

Khloe Kardashian should make Ray J’s penis the maid of honor b/c no one woulda heard of these broads without it.

You think when the rev asks if anyone objects to Lamar’s wedding, his dick will stand up?

Gotta say Lamar, marrying the fat sister seems more like a Clippers move. Maybe he should switch lockers?

and my favorite….

Damn. Just heard Lamar Odom fell into Khloe Kardashian’s ass, never to be heard from again. RIP.


I straight DIED reading these. :smt081