Favorite quotes

For beautiful eyes, look for the good in others;
for beautiful lips, speak only words of kindness;
and for poise, walk with the knowledge that you are never alone.​

Audrey Hepburn​
 
"Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken."
-Author Unknown


"I once knew a woman who offered her honor
So I honored her offer
And all night long I was on her and off her"
-Author unknown​
 
pettyofficerj said:
lol i know that's right. i remember getting banged like a knucklehead a few times, with that. Sometimes my book wouldn't even be open, or I wouldn't be following along with the class. and i'm talking about Penn State U.

:p

Reading Drama or something like that. remember being in a small class, around 20 students, and having everyone read from a play. after playing halo all night with your roommates, it's tough to stay focused.

:rolleyes:
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Awww damn. Reading plays were the worst. I was always like "Fuck you. I don't wannabe Tybalt with all them lines. Let me be party guest #13". Fuck being a major character.
 
BA said:
Awww damn. Reading plays were the worst. I was always like "Fuck you. I don't wannabe Tybalt with all them lines. Let me be party guest #13". Fuck being a major character.
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lol that brings back memories

remember skimming through plays, to see how many lines a character had, before volunteering?

:o

or when you had to play the role of a woman?

:smt076
 
pettyofficerj said:
lol that brings back memories

remember skimming through plays, to see how many lines a character had, before volunteering?

:o

or when you had to play the role of a woman?

:smt076
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HA!!! For real. I'd be like *flipping through pages "let's see which one of these fools ain't gonna say shit so I can pass out for half and hour.
 
"The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with a light on."
-Author Unknown


"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
-George Burns

I saw this written in the dirt on a car's back window:"I wish my wife was this dirty"​
 
pettyofficerj said:
lol that brings back memories

remember skimming through plays, to see how many lines a character had, before volunteering?

:o

or when you had to play the role of a woman?

:smt076
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BA said:
HA!!! For real. I'd be like *flipping through pages "let's see which one of these fools ain't gonna say shit so I can pass out for half and hour.
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LOL.. I'm such a nerd, I did the skimming thing to see which characters had the most lines and I'd fight like hell to get that part.

:smt109
 
whikle said:
LOL.. I'm such a nerd, I did the skimming thing to see which characters had the most lines and I'd fight like hell to get that part.

:smt109
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it depends on how you feel

if you feeling a little gabby and you know the play is BEAST, you'll volunteer for Caesar or Hamlet. I used to get into character and act like I was on stage with that shit. I can't stand mothafuckas that read plays and don't get emotional. That's like watching a boring ass show on TLC or something.
 
pettyofficerj said:
it depends on how you feel

if you feeling a little gabby and you know the play is BEAST, you'll volunteer for Caesar or Hamlet. I used to get into character and act like I was on stage with that shit. I can't stand mothafuckas that read plays and don't get emotional. That's like watching a boring ass show on TLC or something.
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I read my shit monotonous as all hell. What I really hated were the muthafuckas that read everything like it was a question.

I mean really. What the fuck. Saying statements like it needed and answer? And then not knowing if they're asking a question? Shit.

I hated when people got all emotional in class. I'm going "ok, just read normally. You aren't in theater".
 
BA said:
I read my shit monotonous as all hell. What I really hated were the muthafuckas that read everything like it was a question.

I mean really. What the fuck. Saying statements like it needed and answer? And then not knowing if they're asking a question? Shit.

I hated when people got all emotional in class. I'm going "ok, just read normally. You aren't in theater".
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shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

theater is what keeps you awake

provided people can act

if someone is trying too hard, then yeah that would be irritating
 
pettyofficerj said:
it depends on how you feel

if you feeling a little gabby and you know the play is BEAST, you'll volunteer for Caesar or Hamlet. I used to get into character and act like I was on stage with that shit. I can't stand mothafuckas that read plays and don't get emotional. That's like watching a boring ass show on TLC or something.
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Exactly! Gotta keep it interesting. I like this inner-nerd of yours :D
 
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