Hahahha this is amazing!!!

 

There was this joke that I heard Joel Osteen tell his congregation one Sunday about a man who was lost in the woods and he encounters a bears. The man runs and the bear is in hot pursuit. In desperation, the man gets on his kness and prays. "Oh, Lord. Please turn this bear into a Christian bear."
The bear comes up on the man and stops and prays.
"Oh, Lord. Thank you for this food I'm about to eat."

 

:smt081:smt081 I read that a long time ago. But instead of a man, it was a rabbit.

 

lol, cute.one ^ ^..and quite possible


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Oy vey...

 

To be fair, you did say at the beginning that you would try not to post anything too offensive.

I'm not religious, but I see that you're crossing a line with this thread. No one's going to take issue with you discussing your beliefs, or lack-thereof, but don't poke fun at someone else's.

 

I've also wrote, "And for those who get offended so easily...relax or don't post period. Enjoy! And feel free to contribute to whatever the hell you like!"

As it stands, none of the photos I've posted were tasteless in any way, shape or form. There's no crossing the line at all.

Archman is an adult, but a very thickheaded one with his [childish] antics.

 

There are plenty of innocent ones in here. Maybe keep it on that level and do without these types.