How to impress a woman.... compliment her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, tease her, pamper her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, spend money on her, wine & dine her, dance with her, listen to her, care for her, stand by her, support her, and be willing to go to the ends of the earth for her. How to impress a man... Show up naked. Bring beer.
