Favorite quotes

"Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this is not difficult."
-- Charlotte Whitton
 
President Bush tried and failed.
President Clinton tried and failed.
President Obama tried and succeeded.
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The moral of this is...
If you want someone dead, hire a black man.
 
Money is made of paper, paper is made of wood, and wood is made from trees. Therefore, money does grow on trees.
 
Boy: "Hey baby, want to come over tonite?" Girl: "Sure! What do you want to do?" Boy: "I'll give you a hint. It involves pillows and blankets ;)" Girl: "OH MY GOD! WE'RE GONNA BUILD A FORT!?"
 
"Shut your man-pleaser."

"I'm so fired up, I could punch an old lady in the face. SHORYUKEN!!"

"It'll behoove of you to do the right thing. Don't piss Drill Sg.t off."

"Dig a hole, lay in it, and stop breathing."

"I'm 215 pounds of twisted steel and sex appeal."


My drill sgts. and platoon sgts.
 
“ IF YOU WANNA TEST ME , IMA PASS THE QUIZ ! LOOKING FOR A TEAM MATE, TOGETHER WE CAN WIN . BETTER TREAT IT RIGHT, OR IMA TRADE YOU IN ! OR YOU CAN GET THE DUECES CALL IT EXX - GIRLFRIEND ”
— Rasheeda
 
We will kill bin Laden. We will crush al-Qaida. That has to be our biggest national security priority."--Barack Obama, October, 2008.

It took a Democrat. He is a man of his word.
 
"Shut your man-pleaser."

"I'm so fired up, I could punch an old lady in the face. SHORYUKEN!!"

"It'll behoove of you to do the right thing. Don't piss Drill Sg.t off."

"Dig a hole, lay in it, and stop breathing."

"I'm 215 pounds of twisted steel and sex appeal."


My drill sgts. and platoon sgts.

lol
 
If you want to make the world a better place, take a look at yourself and make a change!" -Michael Jackson
 
"Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Give a fish a man, and he'll eat for weeks!"
-- Takayuki Ikkaku, Arisa Hosaka and Toshihiro Kawabata
 
"Human beings are perhaps never more frightening than when they are convinced beyond doubt that they are right."
-- Laurens Van der Post
 
"There is no kind of dishonesty into which otherwise good people more easily and frequently fall than that of defrauding the government."
-- Benjamin Franklin
 
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