Funny Ass Shit Thread....

Inner Beauty said:
Farting is hilarious. :-D

I remember one time, my sister and I were walking outside of a shopping center and this man farted so damn loud. We couldn't stop laughing for like an hour.

My dog when she was alive used to fart, and my Pops would say PEWWW! If she farted, she took off running, if she didn't, she stayed put....lol
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Nothing is funnier than a Church fart...wooden benches are just made for farting.

My fondest fart memories are during Midnight Mass,when Mr St Julian would fall asleep and fart himself awake...usually during the quietest part of the ceremony,when the priest is taking the communion wafers from the tabernacle.

It was like he timed it..

When I was an Alter Boy I made the sickest fart noise DURING MASS over the PA system when I was supposed to be getting matches...it killed.

I called it my burrito fart...it make a moist sound towards the end that sounded like shit.:smt043

Father fired the entire crew but it was worth it..


The noises that pooter device makes is hilarious.

I woke up this morning with an aching lower back from laughing so hard.
 
Oh hell yeah! He actually patented that Pooter. I may want to order that soon and test it out in my redneck of the woods and see how they would react.

flaminghetero said:
I don't know man....

I laughed at those pooter episodes intil I was weak...:D
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Hahahaha, I think the best times someone were to fart would be when they least expect it.

Inner Beauty said:
Farting is hilarious. :-D

I remember one time, my sister and I were walking outside of a shopping center and this man farted so damn loud. We couldn't stop laughing for like an hour.

My dog when she was alive used to fart, and my Pops would say PEWWW! If she farted, she took off running, if she didn't, she stayed put....lol
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SO CRUEL! Hahahahah! Your dad should be ashamed for firing his crew because of a wet one YOU MADE!

This brings back my high school years when me and a few of my friends use to have a Farting Clique. Basically, during class or during lunch in the library, we would have contests to see who could make the worst farts. I remember in my biology class, we all sat in the corners of the classroom and normally it's triggered when the teacher is about to make a point.

Well, ONE day, one of my comrades let out a Silent, But Violent Fart and what that is is when you leak gas from ass without a sound. But the funk is so bad that it lingers around throughout the class and it travels. Well, someone let that out and for the rest of the class, we had to go to the lab because some of the students were choking and others were getting teary-eyed from the fart-tastic SBV.

The teacher of course...was the person who choked on the gas throughout the whole time. But she did say it cleared up her allergies.

flaminghetero said:
Nothing is funnier than a Church fart...wooden benches are just made for farting.

My fondest fart memories are during Midnight Mass,when Mr St Julian would fall asleep and fart himself awake...usually during the quietest part of the ceremony,when the priest is taking the communion wafers from the tabernacle.

It was like he timed it..

When I was an Alter Boy I made the sickest fart noise DURING MASS over the PA system when I was supposed to be getting matches...it killed.

I called it my burrito fart...it make a moist sound towards the end that sounded like shit.:smt043

Father fired the entire crew but it was worth it..


The noises that pooter device makes is hilarious.

I woke up this morning with an aching lower back from laughing so hard.
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BigBrotherWise said:
SO CRUEL! Hahahahah! Your dad should be ashamed for firing his crew because of a wet one YOU MADE!

This brings back my high school years when me and a few of my friends use to have a Farting Clique. Basically, during class or during lunch in the library, we would have contests to see who could make the worst farts. I remember in my biology class, we all sat in the corners of the classroom and normally it's triggered when the teacher is about to make a point.

Well, ONE day, one of my comrades let out a Silent, But Violent Fart and what that is is when you leak gas from ass without a sound. But the funk is so bad that it lingers around throughout the class and it travels. Well, someone let that out and for the rest of the class, we had to go to the lab because some of the students were choking and others were getting teary-eyed from the fart-tastic SBV.

The teacher of course...was the person who choked on the gas throughout the whole time. But she did say it cleared up her allergies.
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lmfao that's hilarious!!! And I've never heard of SBV, but I've heard of SBD "Silent But Deadly." those videos were great! dudes a genious
 
Keeping It Real

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GG...fancy you and I taking a trip to the Lakeside Mall and rip a little Pooters? ;)

GanjaGrl89 said:
lmfao that's hilarious!!! And I've never heard of SBV, but I've heard of SBD "Silent But Deadly." those videos were great! dudes a genious
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Tammy? Do the motherly thing, pick up that baby and kiss his wittle forehead and then his head would comfortably position himself on your chest and snuggle himself deep in your breasteses.

Tamstrong said:
Aw...that poor baby.
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SHIT!!!!!!!

Tamstrong said:
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BigBrotherWise said:
Tammy? Do the motherly thing, pick up that baby and kiss his wittle forehead and then his head would comfortably position himself on your chest and snuggle himself deep in your breasteses.
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LOL! I do have to say though, my breasteses do tend to have a calming effect on babies. ;)
 
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