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Just pulled my super thick duvet out of the closet, BRR.

Last christmas, i ended up having to pull feathers out of my bra lining, the feathers get EVERYWHERE. I wonder how long it's going to take till it starts looking like I kill doves or something in my sleep :p
 
nicole89marsh said:
Just pulled my super thick duvet out of the closet, BRR.

Last christmas, i ended up having to pull feathers out of my bra lining, the feathers get EVERYWHERE. I wonder how long it's going to take till it starts looking like I kill doves or something in my sleep :p
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This made me LOL

Dove Killer...

Thats the prologue to When Doves Cry... Wait...no...
something like that
 
Majestic Saint said:
On the first day of ass jamming my true love gave to me, A blue waffle with some grey pee,​



On the second day of ass jamming my true love gave to me, two moldy dildos, and a blue waffle with some grey pee,​

On the third day of ass jamming my true love gave to me, three blue vibrators, two moldy dildos, and a blue waffle with some grey pee,​

On the fourth day of ass jamming my true love gave to me, four pints of semen, three blue vibrators, two moldy dildos, and a blue waffle with some grey pee,​

On the fifth day of ass jamming my true love gave to me, five hairy tampons, four pints of semen, three blue vibrators, two moldy dildos, and a blue waffle with some grey pee,​

On the six day of ass jamming my true love gave to me, six infected cunt rings, five hairy tampons, four pints of semen three blue vibrators two moldy dildos, and a blue waffle with some grey pee,​

On the seventh day of ass jamming my true love gave to me, seven severed titties, six infected cunt rings, five hairy tampons, four pints of semen three blue vibrators two moldy dildos, and a blue waffle with some grey pee,​

On the eighth day of ass jamming my true love gave to me, eight baby skull-fucks, seven severed titties, six infected cunt rings, five hairy tampons, four pints of semen three blue vibrators two moldy dildos, and a blue waffle with some grey pee,​

On the ninth day of ass jamming my true love gave to me, nine molested stepkids, eight baby skull-fucks, seven severed titties, six infected cunt rings, five hairy tampons, four pints of semen three blue vibrators two moldy dildos, and a blue waffle with some grey pee,​

On the tenth day of ass jamming my true love gave to me, ten steaming clevelands, nine molested stepkids, eight baby skull-fucks, seven severed titties, six infected cunt rings, five hairy tampons, four pints of semen three blue vibrators two moldy dildos, and a blue waffle with some grey pee,​

On the eleventh day of ass jamming my true love gave to me, eleven smelly fingers, ten steaming clevelands, nine molested stepkids, eight baby skull-fucks, seven severed titties, six infected cunt rings, five hairy tampons, four pints of semen three blue vibrators two moldy dildos, and a blue waffle with some grey pee,​

On the twelfth day of ass jamming my true love gave to me, twelve cumfilled pussballs, eleven smelly fingers, ten steaming clevelands, nine molested stepkids, eight baby skull-fucks, seven severed titties, six infected cunt rings, five hairy tampons, four pints of semen three blue vibrators two moldy dildos, and a blue waffle with some grey pee,​


On the thirteenth day of ass jamming my true love gave to me, AIDS.​
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......Now this is the kind of imaginative skills needed for a successful industrial engineering carreer.....
 
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LibraPrincess said:
No no no it was my idea for MS to post it on there. We both made it up! :D
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Alinoa said:
Hey sweets!

Ok..so I did this for years (ok..2 and a half) when I was lotsa younger and worked for two of the best services in town.
Shoot me an email and I will send you one back with all the short kind cuts. Unless its completely filthy (and I've don't those too) you can get in and out in no time and you only do half the work but in half the time.

<3 u..
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Thanks honey, will enail in a day or two xxxx
 
Oh and btw everytime i come into this thread a security warning pops up on my screen. There must be spam or something somewhere in the thread.
 
mama said:
I only have 2 weeks left til i turn 30. I'm hoping my 30's are better than my 20's were. :D
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It may be different for men but so far my 30s are light years ahead of my 20s. More common sense, more patience, a (much) better job, a higher alcohol tolerance and more money (except for the student loan debt). I enjoy and appreciate life much more than I did in my 20s.
 
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