the world according to Jerome Allen "Jerry" Seinfeld...
- People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.
- Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.
- There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, "I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked."
- To me, if life boils down to one thing, it's movement. To live is to keep moving.
- Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end.