Favorite quotes

[hntr18]

If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.

 

[hntr18]

If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

 

[hntr18]

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

 

[wtarshi]

hntr is in quote euphoria

 

[hntr18]

If blind people wear sunglasses, why don’t deaf people wear earmuffs?

 

[Bookworm616]

If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Love this! :smt023

 

[hntr18]

If homosexuality is a disease, can I call into work ‘gay’?

 

[hntr18]

If ignorance is bliss, why aren’t more people happy?

 

[hntr18]

If it wasn’t for the last minute, nothing would ever get done.

 

[hntr18]

If it can go wrong it probably already has.

 

[wtarshi]

There's an old Italian saying: you fuck up once, you lose two teeth.

Tony Soprano Sr

 

[hntr18]

If it’s stupid but works, it isn’t stupid.

 

[hntr18]

for all the women out there "If life gives you lemons, stick them down your shirt and make your boobs look bigger".

 

[hntr18]

"If the opposite of pro is con, then what must be the opposite of progress?" oh shit congress,lmao

 

[hntr18]

If two wrongs don’t make a right, try three.

 

[hntr18]

procrastinator's motto:If you put it off long enough, it might go away.

 

[hntr18]

If you tell the truth you don’t have to remember anything.

 

[hntr18]

If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.

 

[hntr18]

If you understand what you’re doing, you’re not learning anything.

 

[hntr18]

Lead me not into temptation. I can find the way myself.