Favorite quotes

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I’m not mentally ill, I just have a problem with reality.

 

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Life is an open door. It can be closed at any time, so don’t complain about the draught.

 

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Life is what happens to you when you’re busy making other plans.

 

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Money is the root of all evil, and man needs roots.

 

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Never, ever make absolute, unconditional statements.

 

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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

 

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People in cars cause accidents. Accidents in cars cause people.

 

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Sex is like air; it’s not important unless you aren’t getting any.

 

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The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.

 

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The future will be better tomorrow.

 

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The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it.

 

[Tony Soprano]

Somebody's awfully quote-happy tonight.:smt042

 

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The man who strikes first admits that his ideas have given out.

 

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The only certain thing in life is death.

 

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There are three kinds of lies: Lies, Damn Lies, and Statistics.

 

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Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.

 

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Tomorrow will be canceled due to lack of interest.

 

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Warning: Dates in calendar are closer than they appear.

 

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Wasting time is an important part of living

 

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We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police. so true unfortunately or any other emergency service providers