Favorite quotes

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save." Will Rogers
 
"If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing." Will Rogers
 
"Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip." Will Rogers
 
"Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have." Will Rogers
 
"The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you." Will Rogers
 
"We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others." Will Rogers
 
A few weeks ago, my friends and I were in Oakland at Church's Chicken and the men's restroom was locked. My fat friend gets up to use the women's restroom and I go, "dude, that's the women's restroom". He goes, "I have long hair and tits. I'm going in." I was DYING!

Yeah, that's my quote. I fucking loved it.
 
A few weeks ago, my friends and I were in Oakland at Church's Chicken and the men's restroom was locked. My fat friend gets up to use the women's restroom and I go, "dude, that's the women's restroom". He goes, "I have long hair and tits. I'm going in." I was DYING!

Yeah, that's my quote. I fucking loved it.

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