Favorite quotes

[Anten7]

"I've always been attracted to white women - even before I met your mother. Hold the flashlight a little higher. I had nothing but white pussy. Okay, pass me the torque wrench..." - My Dad

 

[hntr18]

“Usually when people are sad, they don't do anything. They just cry over their condition. But when they get angry, they bring about a change." -Malcolm X

 

[hntr18]

A 'word to the wise' ain't necessary. It's the stupid ones who need the advice." -Bill Cosby

 

[The Dark King]

A 'word to the wise' ain't necessary. It's the stupid ones who need the advice." -Bill Cosby

Damn that was a good one

 

[Tamstrong]

"Why do closed minded people always open their mouths?" Kendra Smothers


"Love is friendship set on fire." Jeremy Taylor


"I wouldn't mind if animals ate my body after I'm dead. And before I'm dead, they could lick me." Jack Handey

 

[Anten7]

"As you can see, the Electromagnetic Flux is no longer able to penetrate once Superconductivity has been attained - any questions? Okay, it's like when you go out on a date and your girlfriend says you're not getting any. Understand now?"

- Professor Block, Northwestern University Low Temperature Physics Lab

 

[Tony Soprano]

A 'word to the wise' ain't necessary. It's the stupid ones who need the advice." -Bill Cosby

:smt042

 

[Devorn]

"you cannot stop obsessing by obsessing about obsessions"

 

[Tamstrong]

"If thou must love me, let it be for love's sake only."
Elizabeth Barrett Browning

 

[Tamstrong]

"Where there is love, there is pain." Unknown

"Love sought is good, but giv'n unsought is better." William Shakespeare in Twelfth Night

"My heart smiled when you kissed my lips. What a wonderful surprise." Jan Arden

 

[Bliss]

"I've always been attracted to white women - even before I met your mother. Hold the flashlight a little higher. I had nothing but white pussy. Okay, pass me the torque wrench..." - My Dad

:smt042

 

[Anten7]

:smt042

ichi-chan!

 

[hntr18]

"Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves."
Dorothy Parker

 

[Kushton Slater]

?"Loneliness is the pain of being alone.
Solitude is the joy of being alone".

 

[Bookworm616]

?"Loneliness is the pain of being alone.
Solitude is the joy of being alone".

So very true!!

 

[hntr18]

“A wise man hears one word and understands two." -Unknown

 

[hntr18]

"Nobody got anywhere in the world by simply being content."
-- Louis L'Amour

 

[hntr18]

There are two tragedies in life. One is not to get your heart's desire. The other is to get it."
-- George Bernard Shaw

 

[The Dark King]

You know a man's fears you know everything you need to know about the man.

 

[Anten7]

"The way to a woman's heart is through her vagina..."