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Those are the original trademarked Pyrex glass Juicer Dildo as seen on HBO's Real Sex TV. It's name is derived from the head which resembles a fruit juicer. It is clear and completely solid measuring approximately 5 1/4 inches in total length. The shaft, including the head, is about 3 3/4 inches in length with the shaft being 1 inch in diameter and the juicer shaped head is approximately 1 3/4 inches in diameter.

The shaft attaches to a circular plate that is 3 3/4 inches in diameter with ribs randomly placed around the plate. The ribs are rounded and raised about 3/16 of an inch or so. On the back of the ribbed plate is a handle, which measures about 1 inch long by 3/4 of an inch in diameter. The Juicer is a very innovative design that is meant to be rotated using the handle when it is inserted.
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The original quote is "never to big to say hello".
I prefer the other version "never get to big to say hello".
Which implies never think you are better than others because of your status.
 
"Your task is not to seek for love, but merely to seek & find all the barriers within yourself that you have built against it."
-Rumi​
 
Good quote, Kushy, you're not just a pretty face! But that comma in the middle changes its meaning, so I took it out for you :)
Lol I type what Im thinking as if I was saying it lol so proper grammar can sometimes go out of the window. Thanks for the compliment... If I may say myself you're not just a pretty face with nice boobs :).
 
Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography. ~Robert Byrne, quoted in 1,911 Best Things Anybody Ever Said, 1988

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