Funny Ass Shit Thread....

The dude that knocked her up is hating life and kicking the shit out of himself right now.......

Ms Swan says
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"It looka lika man".
 
Yeah! Santorum wants to exercise divinity here with these words, "Thou shall cumeth on these lost boys and strike them from behind in the name our Lord!"

Uhm.

Ew?

I'm gonna go with the argument that the Lord did not strike boys from behind in that way.

Just santorums name alone should have ppl running away in droves.

It's too close to the likes of Bedlam.
 
In Modern English: Jesus and his angels crawled through Santorum's urethra and gave him the ability to use Cum Pump, which then if he chants "Dominus Magnum" he could spray them with "enchanted goo of the God."

Uhm.

Ew?

I'm gonna go with the argument that the Lord did not strike boys from behind in that way.

Just santorums name alone should have ppl running away in droves.

It's too close to the likes of Bedlam.
 
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