Funny Ass Shit Thread....

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Omg. I was shopping at Lane Bryant one day and saw a guy walk in with a purse (not a man purse) and wearing high-heel sandals. He stopped to browse the lingerie. That awkward moment when you realize the person next to you squealing over the cute bra is not a woman....:-?
 
lol i thought it was baby food

Maybe it is....did the kid try to feed himself??? Haha!

I dogsat a basset hound when my son was a baby and he would sit next to me as I fed him and he would drool these long strings of drool (have you seen Turner & Hooch? You'll know what I mean). Then he would shake his head and the drool would flop up over his nose. I couldn't even look at him, it was so gross.
 
I'm a real dog person, a mad and completely OBSESSED dog person, but I think allowing a dog to lick your face is disgusting. I mean, I know what dogs eat and put in their mouths and I don't want those germs on my face. Yuck. To allow it to lick your baby's face?? OMG no way. :smt078

However, I find dog drool endearing. LOL Seeing a beautiful Basset with drool slopped over his nose makes me smile. :)
 
I'm a real dog person, a mad and completely OBSESSED dog person, but I think allowing a dog to lick your face is disgusting. I mean, I know what dogs eat and put in their mouths and I don't want those germs on my face. Yuck. To allow it to lick your baby's face?? OMG no way. :smt078

However, I find dog drool endearing. LOL Seeing a beautiful Basset with drool slopped over his nose makes me smile. :)

no ur not

:p

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http://abcnews.go.com/2020/Health/story?id=1213870

think about this article before the next time you kiss your man

:p

ya better off smooching the pooch

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First...Nice Vizsla. :)

Secondly...dogs lick their assholes and many eat shit (not just dog shit...but other animal's shit too).

Thirdly...Personally I consider it bad manners for a dog to get in my face, licking or not. And I don't tolerate bad manners in my pets.

Fourthly...DOGS LICK THEIR ASSHOLES! :smt078
 
First...Nice Vizsla. :)

Secondly...dogs lick their assholes and many eat shit (not just dog shit...but other animal's shit too).

Thirdly...Personally I consider it bad manners for a dog to get in my face, licking or not. And I don't tolerate bad manners in my pets.

Fourthly...DOGS LICK THEIR ASSHOLES! :smt078

and so do people

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would you kiss a man after he rimmed you? :smt043
 
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