Funny Ass Shit Thread....

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pizzadog had the shits afterwards

and a bad case of diabetes.

 

[Unique4ever]

I do the same

I go to the least populated row or an empty one

Hmmm...the things we could do if we would go to an empty row together :smt077 :smt112

 

[pettyofficerj]

Hmmm...the things we could do if we would go to an empty row together :smt077 :smt112

u little devil

:smt080

 

[Unique4ever]

u little devil

:smt080

Been a good girl for way too long :smt106

 

[pettyofficerj]

Been a good girl for way too long :smt106

so true

:smt047

 

[Tamstrong]

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[Ol'Skool Classic]

 

[Unique4ever]

Who ever said this must have had a very hard childhood:

 

[pettyofficerj]

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[pettyofficerj]

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RIP mac

 

[pettyofficerj]

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that vaseline shit was so true

that or cocoa butter, especially in the winter so ur not ashy

:smt043

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loved the basket/heel line..

i used to run into the back of my mom's leg with the cart a lot of times..man she'd threaten to smack me into next week

 

[Stizzy]

 

[Unique4ever]

:smt043:smt043:smt043

 

[RaiderLL]

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that vaseline shit was so true

that or cocoa butter, especially in the winter so ur not ashy

:smt043

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loved the basket/heel line..

i used to run into the back of my mom's leg with the cart a lot of times..man she'd threaten to smack me into next week

I am such a huge fan of this mans!!! I think I've seen all his stand ups (thx to my ex)!! He's one of my favorites!! :smt080

Hahaha I swear this is my bff's dad!!!!!! :smt043

 

[Ol'Skool Classic]

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[Bliss]

Yep, me too. I went to the movies after a late shift the other night.
There were only about 15 people in there and those stupid 3 youngsters had to chose my row.
I got up and chose another one before the movie started.
If I can have a whole row for myself, why on earth should I sit next to others ???

Lol, this happened to my (ex)husband and I.

We went to a weekday, mid-day screening of Malcolm X in a very white neighborhood to really get into the movie. We were the ONLY ones in there which we figured as much ... Once the movie started we noticed this (black) guy walk in, walk the perimeter, cross the front, come back up to our row....
and come sit right next...to me.

I have my husband on my left and now this guy on my right. So my hubby and I look at each other like 'wtf'....so we got up and moved.

Now IDK if he was being a dick, or felt like, cool another brutha in here, but then why sit his ass right by me? He saw I was arm-locked with my husband. Made no damn sense. :smt102

 

[pettyofficerj]

Lol, this happened to my (ex)husband and I.

We went to a weekday, mid-day screening of Malcolm X in a very white neighborhood to really get into the movie. We were the ONLY ones in there which we figured as much ... Once the movie started we noticed this (black) guy walk in, walk the perimeter, cross the front, come back up to our row....
and come sit right next...to me.

I have my husband on my left and now this guy on my right. So my hubby and I look at each other like 'wtf'....so we got up and moved.

Now IDK if he was being a dick, or felt like, cool another brutha in here, but then why sit his ass right by me? He saw I was arm-locked with my husband. Made no damn sense. :smt102

lol it gets like that sometime...

i think that can happen to anyone when they find themselves in the minority

it's a safety mechanism :smt033

i know in HS i was friendly with/talked to just about any blacks in my class, because we were always in the minority

it's like that self-segregation that you hear about

the lunchroom was very polarized too

you'd literally have blacks thick on one side, and whites thick on the other

somewhere in the middle you'd have mixing going on

and of course jocks would sit with other jocks

i usually sat with other football guys or people from who ran track

bottom line is that people tend to hang around similar types

 

[Tamstrong]

 

[Bliss]

LOL. Love it ^^^ I have the full clip of it...it actually gets him twice.

lol it gets like that sometime...

i think that can happen to anyone when they find themselves in the minority

it's a safety mechanism :smt033

i know in HS i was friendly with/talked to just about any blacks in my class, because we were always in the minority

it's like that self-segregation that you hear about

the lunchroom was very polarized too

you'd literally have blacks thick on one side, and whites thick on the other

somewhere in the middle you'd have mixing going on

and of course jocks would sit with other jocks

i usually sat with other football guys or people from who ran track

bottom line is that people tend to hang around similar types

I feel you and agree with you...but the theater was empty, lol. And why didn't he sit next to my hubby, you know. I'm going with being a dick for 100, Alex.

 

[pettyofficerj]

I feel you and agree with you...but the theater was empty, lol. And why didn't he sit next to my hubby, you know. I'm going with being a dick for 100, Alex.

ya prob

like i said before, people be doin that on SEPTA

shit irks the hell outta me

THAT...or when a COUGHER decides to sit behind you and go at it

both instances cause me to move

you can kinda predict who coughs and who doesnt when you ride the same bus to work every morning...u see the same people in their routine

so..if i know where you sit....and decide to sit on the OTHER side of the bus before you get on...and you sit on the SAME side as me instead of your usual...

and start that hack cough shit..

ya u being a DICK

these mothafuckas is so bananas they dont even cover their mouth or nothin

they be right in your face with that ebola shit