Name the last three books you have read...

you've got to be fucking kidding me

watching the movies was painful enough, let alone reading the shit:smt010



Wait...you watched them damned movies?? What the fucks wrong with you??? You suppose to be Rambro, mufukka!! You was my hero!!! How could you do that to an impressionable lad like myself!!! :smt089


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Wait...you watched them damned movies?? What the fucks wrong with you??? You suppose to be Rambro, mufukka!! You was my hero!!! How could you do that to an impressionable lad like myself!!! :smt089


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lmao

i havent had this much fallout due to my loss of manhood, since asking the coach to sub me out, during a soccer match

had the Arabian guy on the team tell me he was disappointed and heartbroken like i was Freddie Adu or some shit
 
I finished it! I finished it!! I finished the Twilight Series.

All in all, I'd give it 2.5 out of 4 stars. Bella got cool in the last half of the last book (finally). I also found myself not only liking her, but also liking Edward. I'm not sure how that happened, since I despised both at the end of book 3. LOL.

That being said, the series was a letdown. A friend of mine who read the books before me, told me that the story finally picks up in the 4th book and it's a shame you have to read so much drivel to get to the crux of the story.

I have to admit that it felt great reading the 4th book because it seemed like it was finally leading somewhere. Anywhere. LOL.

She even did a fairly decent job of building up some tension right before the big showdown (that never happened) at the end. Then it all just ends abruptly and neatly in a nicely contrived little bow. What a huge letdown.

I hate to compare this series to the Harry Potter series, mainly because they aren't in the same ballpark, but given that they're marketed to the same group of people, have multiple books, and deal with fantasy I think a cursory comparison is fair.

Stephenie Meyer is a wimp compared to JK Rowling. Meyer didn't kill any of the major characters. In fact, they weren't ever in any real danger. WHAT?? Oh yeah, because there was no epic showdown. Boring. Rowling, on the other hand, didn't hold any punches. She killed beloved and main characters and her story (while fantasy) had more of a real feel to it, then the drivel that Meyer wrote. It just felt like Meyer was trying to please all of her fans instead of writing a realistic story based in fantasy.

The series as a whole was just okay. I'm glad I read it and I'm glad I'm finished with it.

Tha fourth book sucked just like you said so damn anti climatic and the Jacob part was so unneeded. Stephanie Meyers can't fucking write she's just lucky a lot of young girls desperately want to believe they can be plain and get the best guy out there.
 
Tha fourth book sucked just like you said so damn anti climatic and the Jacob part was so unneeded. Stephanie Meyers can't fucking write she's just lucky a lot of young girls desperately want to believe they can be plain and get the best guy out there.

basically

if you can tap a certain audience like she did, there will be spoils to earn

she happened to tap the pathetic, love-lorn hopeless romantic chicks that love to read those love novels with the bodybuilding savage on the cover and got rich

:smt033
 
basically

if you can tap a certain audience like she did, there will be spoils to earn

she happened to tap the pathetic, love-lorn hopeless romantic chicks that love to read those love novels with the bodybuilding savage on the cover and got rich

:smt033

Time to start writing lol
 
the holy man by susan trott

the alchemist by paulo coelho

i find myself picking these books up quite regularly when i'm feeling a little lost or overwhelmed by the world and my responsibilities and place within it. the novels seem to give me a peace and a strength to move forward.
 
the holy man by susan trott

the alchemist by paulo coelho

i find myself picking these books up quite regularly when i'm feeling a little lost or overwhelmed by the world and my responsibilities and place within it. the novels seem to give me a peace and a strength to move forward.

Yeah The Alchemist is amazing currently rereading it myself. Check out the The Giver its a short read and really powerful.
 
Some of it was not quite what I'm into, but they were pretty hot. She needs to do more "fairy tales" IMO. I'd like to see what other interesting twists she'd come up with. :smt047

Yeah, some of it was a little out there, but as a whole, I really enjoyed it. I polished off all three in an evening. LOL

I wish she would go back to writing that stuff... but I don't think that with the direction she's chosen these days we have a snowball's chance of that happening. :(
 
Wait...you watched them damned movies?? What the fucks wrong with you??? You suppose to be Rambro, mufukka!! You was my hero!!! How could you do that to an impressionable lad like myself!!! :smt089

I was going to ask him the same thing! LOL. Unless he watched them for some girl. :smt077

Tha fourth book sucked just like you said so damn anti climatic and the Jacob part was so unneeded. Stephanie Meyers can't fucking write she's just lucky a lot of young girls desperately want to believe they can be plain and get the best guy out there.

Yep, pretty much. I love what Stephen King said about Stephenie Meyer:

http://www.tvguide.com/news/stephen-king-twilight-1002468.aspx
 
Yeah, some of it was a little out there, but as a whole, I really enjoyed it. I polished off all three in an evening. LOL

I wish she would go back to writing that stuff... but I don't think that with the direction she's chosen these days we have a snowball's chance of that happening. :(

I read them over a weekend. I like the way she develops her characters because it puts you right in their heads. She's very skillful at really drawing you into the story.

Sadly, I don't think she'll go there again either. Hell, maybe I should write them myself.
 
Or you can just look at my post a few posts up to see the link. :smt023

Just read it. I agree with him completely she is totally overrated and simply can't write. She's the Brittney Spears of writing minus the hottness. At least Brittney Spears knows she's an entertainer and doesn't go around pretending to be a diva like Meyers. She truly believes herself to be in the same league as Rowling which is ridiculous. What amazes me is how many people say King is jealous of her. Do these people understand this is the same man who wrote Misery Shawshank and the Greenmile. King is in the top 3 of his generation I wouldn't put Meyers in the top 30 regardless of commercial success.
 
Just read it. I agree with him completely she is totally overrated and simply can't write. She's the Brittney Spears of writing minus the hottness. At least Brittney Spears knows she's an entertainer and doesn't go around pretending to be a diva like Meyers. She truly believes herself to be in the same league as Rowling which is ridiculous. What amazes me is how many people say King is jealous of her. Do these people understand this is the same man who wrote Misery Shawshank and the Greenmile. King is in the top 3 of his generation I wouldn't put Meyers in the top 30 regardless of commercial success.

:smt023 I agree.
 
Yeah, some of it was a little out there, but as a whole, I really enjoyed it. I polished off all three in an evening. LOL

I wish she would go back to writing that stuff... but I don't think that with the direction she's chosen these days we have a snowball's chance of that happening. :(

Have you read The Host?

It actually wasn't bad, I quite liked it.
 
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