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Wal-Mart & Dingleberries

Going to Wal-Mart yesterday, I was craving for a proper fruit salad to nourish me after a long day. So, going there, I noticed that the selections (not surprising to me) were lackluster, so I decided to make my own by getting the proper fruits. Well, there were the section where there were a lot of berries for the picking. So, I have acquired strawberries and blueberries. I didn't bother with cranberries, but I vaguely remembered someone telling me about dingleberries. So I asked a couple of workers, "Do you have any dingleberries? I want to top off my fruit salad with it."

Well, the reactions were as follows:

Worker 1 paused for about forty seconds, eyes widened and looked at me and say, "Ummm, no...we don't sell them around here."

Worker 2 just shook her head.

Worker 3 smiled and just said, "You won't find dingleberries here."

I asked him if he knew if they sell them in the Farmer's Markets anywhere and replied, "Ummm, you may try...but I doubt you'll find them anywhere."

Then I asked Worker 3 what do they look like and he told me that it resembled grape-flavored covered in chocolate. So, I left the store with my fruit ingredients, but no dingleberry in sight. It's okay though, I enjoyed my concoction last night.
 
Deeper voice

I noticed that if my trachea isn't clustered with fluids, and when I'm really tired, it tends to get much deeper than normal. Kind of freaky, but I'm sure it's not permanent.
 
Morning Star said:
Going to Wal-Mart yesterday, I was craving for a proper fruit salad to nourish me after a long day. So, going there, I noticed that the selections (not surprising to me) were lackluster, so I decided to make my own by getting the proper fruits. Well, there were the section where there were a lot of berries for the picking. So, I have acquired strawberries and blueberries. I didn't bother with cranberries, but I vaguely remembered someone telling me about dingleberries. So I asked a couple of workers, "Do you have any dingleberries? I want to top off my fruit salad with it."

Well, the reactions were as follows:

Worker 1 paused for about forty seconds, eyes widened and looked at me and say, "Ummm, no...we don't sell them around here."

Worker 2 just shook her head.

Worker 3 smiled and just said, "You won't find dingleberries here."

I asked him if he knew if they sell them in the Farmer's Markets anywhere and replied, "Ummm, you may try...but I doubt you'll find them anywhere."

Then I asked Worker 3 what do they look like and he told me that it resembled grape-flavored covered in chocolate. So, I left the store with my fruit ingredients, but no dingleberry in sight. It's okay though, I enjoyed my concoction last night.
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You are so wrong. And you know it.

I do believe to find actual dingleberries you have to look at the local zoo.
Probably wont be able to buy them.

Oh the humanity!
 
Yeah, I hear they are great at producing cocoa. After all, that's the main ingredient in the dingleberry.

Alinoa said:
You are so wrong. And you know it.

I do believe to find actual dingleberries you have to look at the local zoo.
Probably wont be able to buy them.

Oh the humanity!
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Bookworm616 said:
Um, er, I plead the fifth. :rolleyes:

I'm doing very well. I'm enjoying not being in school at the moment.

How are you?
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Pffftttt don't play coy woman, all you need is a tree and a baby's carriage and there would be a song for you both :p
 
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Three things that can and will positively impact your physical health almost immediately:

- A masticating juicer

- 4 miles or 20 minutes a day on a mobile or stationary bike

- Vigorous squatting motion inserted in any exercise routine you have
 
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