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DOA said:
Funniest shit this morning,

My aunt was in my crib, and the phone rings and I pick it up on speaker.

The caller, a lady “Hello, Is So and so there?”
Me “Speaking”
Caller “We got a donor match for you”
Me “What?”, I'm still dopped up from one too many Ambien I took last night
Caller “Yep, she is a perfect match”
My aunt “Are you getting a heart transplant? You cold blooded bastard.”
Me “who in the hell opens up a clinic on a holiday & expect me to come in and get cozy with a sleazy magazine and a cup at some down town Fertility clinic?”
Caller “we open till 2pm”
My aunt “what?”
Me “I will call you later” and click.

Bwahahaha, I know the doctor is Iranian jew and all and she doesn’t celebrate 4th July, but expecting customers to show up and get cozy in her high rise downtown clinic bathroom in this hot day of July is comical, lol.
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What are you up to??? making kids?
 
I never understood how people could be adventurous fucking in police stations, parks, offices, and even in public restrooms, yet would NEVER touch a church. It baffles me to no end. Even if it's not of their faith, they wouldn't consider jumping on top of the altar and shag away while having that giant Jesus statue staring down.

I should just write an article on this...and possibly a YouTube video. There's just too much hypocrisy that you're willing to desecrate other areas, but churches are of a taboo. Silly as hell.
 
BigBrotherWise said:
I never understood how people could be adventurous fucking in police stations, parks, offices, and even in public restrooms, yet would NEVER touch a church. It baffles me to no end. Even if it's not of their faith, they wouldn't consider jumping on top of the altar and shag away while having that giant Jesus statue staring down.

I should just write an article on this...and possibly a YouTube video. There's just too much hypocrisy that you're willing to desecrate other areas, but churches are of a taboo. Silly as hell.
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look up Opie And Anthony and sex in a church please
 
Justice Ginsburg is 78 yo with hx of pancreatic cancer and major surgery, for God sakes retire now, she is saying she has no intention in retiring till 2015. Pls put self interest aside and act for greater of good, retire now. If Obama does not win, the appointment of one young conservative will be a game changer, will give conservative the a majority vote for at least 20 yrs.. I agree with Harvard law professor Randal Kennedy, Ginsburg should fucken retire now. So is Justice Breyer, he is 72 with medical issue, retire now. Obama might not win 2012, they need to be replaced by young liberal judges before Obama get evicted from 1600 Penn Avenue.
 
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Dallas Cowboys receiver Roy Williams is going to court to get back the $76,000 engagement ring he gave to a former beauty pageant winner. The fucker propose to his GF in a mail, yes in a postal service mail, lol…. Get this he sent $ 5000 cash to her brother, season tickets to her dad, lots of gift to her, and a GIANT ring that cost $76,000 dollars. The chick kept all the gifts and the ring, BUT turned him down, hahahahahaha

I don’t feel bad after all, I propose to some model before with a silver ring from a dollar store, she slapped me hard and told me to go get a life, hahahaha, at least I am not out $76,000 dollars. :smt042
 
WTF?

My son stopped by my office to see me a little while ago & some idiot customer saw me hug him before he left. The customer was upset & told me he's going to complain to my boss that he saw me making out with some black guy in the store & get me fired. Then he said it was bad enough that the guy I was making out with was black, but he was also way too young for me. Of course, he pissed me off when he started running his idiot mouth & I went off on his ignorant ass. One of the cashiers said she saw the guy taking a picture of my son & me with his cell phone...I guess he needed "proof" to show my boss. It's creepy to be accused of making out with my 19 year old son. Why are there so many fools running loose in this world?
 
That's a cover up! He actually is a secret cuckold jackass who still thinks interracial romance doesn't exist except in stories in the 1960s.

Tamstrong said:
WTF?

My son stopped by my office to see me a little while ago & some idiot customer saw me hug him before he left. The customer was upset & told me he's going to complain to my boss that he saw me making out with some black guy in the store & get me fired. Then he said it was bad enough that the guy I was making out with was black, but he was also way too young for me. Of course, he pissed me off when he started running his idiot mouth & I went off on his ignorant ass. One of the cashiers said she saw the guy taking a picture of my son & me with his cell phone...I guess he needed "proof" to show my boss. It's creepy to be accused of making out with my 19 year old son. Why are there so many fools running loose in this world?
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You live in a town and work there surrounded by idiots who think it's the 1980s and Reagan is still their leader. I'm so sorry you have to endure all that bullshit. If I can transport to the future and come back with the Texas lottery numbers...I'll be sure to give them to you so you can millions to get the fuck out of dodge.

Tamstrong said:
Eww....as if the whole thing wasn't already creepy enough. :smt087
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BigBrotherWise said:
You live in a town and work there surrounded by idiots who think it's the 1980s and Reagan is still their leader. I'm so sorry you have to endure all that bullshit. If I can transport to the future and come back with the Texas lottery numbers...I'll be sure to give them to you so you can millions to get the fuck out of dodge.
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That would be nice. Most of the idiots around here either know me or know about me, so they don't bother me as much as they used to. They typically just stare & sometimes shake their heads, but most of them know I don't give a rat's ass what they think. Unfortunately, there are random idiots who give me grief from time to time.

I also dealt with another idiot at work today with a different issue. She was supposed to be there at 8 am for an interview, yet didn't show up until 9. She was pissed because I refused to interview her, so she started screaming & cussing & making a scene because according to her she needed this job & I was going to hire her. Stupid bitch...if she needed the job so badly, she would've had her ass there on time.
 
Tamstrong said:
That would be nice. Most of the idiots around here either know me or know about me, so they don't bother me as much as they used to. They typically just stare & sometimes shake their heads, but most of them know I don't give a rat's ass what they think. Unfortunately, there are random idiots who give me grief from time to time.

I also dealt with another idiot at work today with a different issue. She was supposed to be there at 8 am for an interview, yet didn't show up until 9. She was pissed because I refused to interview her, so she started screaming & cussing & making a scene because according to her she needed this job & I was going to hire her. Stupid bitch...if she needed the job so badly, she would've had her ass there on time.
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LOL. That reminds me of the girl (in pre-med) that I gave a B, she was pissed off at me because she NEEDED an A because she was going to med school. As she yelled, I thought - "yeah, keep yelling your way further away from that A you 'need'". So if she needed an A, why didn't she study better???? Maybe its the same person LOL.

On your son incident - I dont even have words - that dude was a filthy bastard:-(
 
Tamstrong said:
That would be nice. Most of the idiots around here either know me or know about me, so they don't bother me as much as they used to. They typically just stare & sometimes shake their heads, but most of them know I don't give a rat's ass what they think. Unfortunately, there are random idiots who give me grief from time to time.

I also dealt with another idiot at work today with a different issue. She was supposed to be there at 8 am for an interview, yet didn't show up until 9. She was pissed because I refused to interview her, so she started screaming & cussing & making a scene because according to her she needed this job & I was going to hire her. Stupid bitch...if she needed the job so badly, she would've had her ass there on time.
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And I bet she didn't even have the sense to call ahead and notify you of difficulties in getting to work (car accident, whatever) or politely ask for a second opportunity, did she? Just went off immediately, no?
 
I'm just curious about one thing: "How is your stress level?" Moderate or high or complacent? The last I want to hear is that you're suffering from a grandeur stroke. But hey, keep on venting...we're all here to support you. :)

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Tamstrong said:
That would be nice. Most of the idiots around here either know me or know about me, so they don't bother me as much as they used to. They typically just stare & sometimes shake their heads, but most of them know I don't give a rat's ass what they think. Unfortunately, there are random idiots who give me grief from time to time.

I also dealt with another idiot at work today with a different issue. She was supposed to be there at 8 am for an interview, yet didn't show up until 9. She was pissed because I refused to interview her, so she started screaming & cussing & making a scene because according to her she needed this job & I was going to hire her. Stupid bitch...if she needed the job so badly, she would've had her ass there on time.
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Tamstrong said:
WTF?

My son stopped by my office to see me a little while ago & some idiot customer saw me hug him before he left. The customer was upset & told me he's going to complain to my boss that he saw me making out with some black guy in the store & get me fired. Then he said it was bad enough that the guy I was making out with was black, but he was also way too young for me. Of course, he pissed me off when he started running his idiot mouth & I went off on his ignorant ass. One of the cashiers said she saw the guy taking a picture of my son & me with his cell phone...I guess he needed "proof" to show my boss. It's creepy to be accused of making out with my 19 year old son. Why are there so many fools???? running loose in this world?
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Try assholes.
 
FG said:
LOL. That reminds me of the girl (in pre-med) that I gave a B, she was pissed off at me because she NEEDED an A because she was going to med school. As she yelled, I thought - "yeah, keep yelling your way further away from that A you 'need'". So if she needed an A, why didn't she study better???? Maybe its the same person LOL.

On your son incident - I dont even have words - that dude was a filthy bastard:-(
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LOL...maybe so. Sadly, she wasn't the first person I've had pull that crap & I doubt she'll be the last. It's funny how it doesn't occur to them that their behavior is going to get them anywhere. It's also fun when people I've fired or who left on their own on bad terms come back begging to get their jobs back. It never ceases to amaze me.

Yeah, that guy was creepy as hell. It especially bothers me that the cashier saw him taking our picture. I did tell him to get out & stay out, so hopefully I won't have to deal with him again. Since the guy isn't Korean, I doubt my boss would even talk to him.

orejon4 said:
And I bet she didn't even have the sense to call ahead and notify you of difficulties in getting to work (car accident, whatever) or politely ask for a second opportunity, did she? Just went off immediately, no?
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She just strolled in an hour late like it was nothing, & when I told her she was too late, she snapped. She was screaming at me that something (she didn't specify what) came up & it wasn't her fault; then she continued ranting. I told her it wasn't my problem & to get out.
 
Tamstrong said:
WTF?

My son stopped by my office to see me a little while ago & some idiot customer saw me hug him before he left. The customer was upset & told me he's going to complain to my boss that he saw me making out with some black guy in the store & get me fired. Then he said it was bad enough that the guy I was making out with was black, but he was also way too young for me. Of course, he pissed me off when he started running his idiot mouth & I went off on his ignorant ass. One of the cashiers said she saw the guy taking a picture of my son & me with his cell phone...I guess he needed "proof" to show my boss. It's creepy to be accused of making out with my 19 year old son. Why are there so many fools running loose in this world?
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I woulda lost my shit on that dude. It surprises me that there are people that stupid, but at the same time, it shouldn't. This world has no shortage of ignorant mufuckas.
 
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